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747: Git out the boar spear, Martha!
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From: "Chris Gray" <cg@ami-cg.GraySage.Edmonton.AB.CA>
Newsgroups: nu.kanga.list.mud-dev
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 97 20:07:16 MST
Organization: Kanga.Nu
This is completely off topic, but I can't resist sharing it with you.
The evening news tonight reports that we have a pair of wild boars in
our river valley. That's a first for us. We have deer, coyotes and often
a couple of spring moose that get lost, but these are a first. It seems
that you are allowed to raise them on farms, and some got away.
I can see it now - some bozo gets trampled, wearing only his loincloth,
armed with a wooden "spear", out to do it "like in the storybooks"!
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Chris Gray cg@ami-cg.GraySage.Edmonton.AB.CA