In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about the wedding that was comming up, but at the last moment, the groom called off the wedding. A puzzled drifter wanted to know why. PD: "Why did you call off the wedding so suddenly?" Former groom: "I just found out last night that she's a virgin!" Even more PD: "But why is that so bad?" FG father, leaping to his son's defense: "Hell, if she's not good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for my son!" --