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 *  Free Associationplain
 *  like stee, moanin' ludlowplain
 *  Jozwanna kultkut phwaaaplain
 *  its a sin...plain
 *  oh. right.plain
 *  no, wright!plain
 *  row, night...plain
 *  OH! Tight! ;)plain
 *  oh right???plain
 *  Yo MAMAplain
 *  my mama??plain
 *  is not tightplain
 *  of course she ain't tightplain
 *  got THAT right.plain
 *  had her last night!plain
 *  Man, this is wheek.plain
 *  man, this week.....plain
 *  this week sucksplain
 *  which weak week?plain
 *  <no title>plain
 *  re: like stee, moanin' ludlowplain
 *  iced tea. mornin', laid loplain
 *  veryfine iced tea suxplain
 *  lipton unsweetened rulzplain
 *  crunchy peanut butter...plain
 *  man, i like it creamyplain
 *  itsfuntowatchadogeatitplain
 *  it's good with furballplain
 *  and balognaplain
 *  Oh, I wish I were anplain
 *  asshole? you are, jasonplain
 *  get me!! get me!!plain
 *  get me sum food...plain
 *  Wish we had food...plain
 *  there's cheese in the mac!plain
 *  not my mac&cheese...plain
 *  MacIncheese, hot new itemplain
 *  Free Associationplain
 *  re: Free Associationplain
 *  kennesaw stateplain
 *  re: re: kennesaw stateplain
 *  ?plain
 *  out of msg body experience?plain
 *  over my dead body!plain
 *  kennesaw stateplain
 *  re: free associationplain
 *  re: free associationplain
 *  i hate pascalplain
 *  I hate mustard...plain
 *  re: free associationplain
 *  school sucksplain
 *  yup it does!plain
 *  heyplain
 *  hay is fer horsesplain
 *  last splash....plain
 *  happy turkey day!plain
 *  happy day turkeyplain
 *  bloody marys...plain
 *  bloody marysplain
 *  bloody tamponsplain
 *  bloody tamponsplain
 *  We shallplain
 *  kill themplain
 *  made of socksplain
 *  and long thick noodlesplain
 *  noodles are evil.plain
 *  We must kill noodlesplain
 *  huh?plain
 *  dazed and confusedplain
 *  only way to beplain
 *  grand hotelplain
 *  bein stoned at da hotelplain
 *  ho vs. moe..difference?plain
 *  are superficialplain
 *  superman is coolplain
 *  Die he did, not he did .plain
 *  howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuck.plain
 *  reading is coolplain
 *  Reading is as bad as Phillyplain
 *  bagel & philly creamcheeseplain
 *  bagel and philly loxplain
 *  philly is awesome...plain
 *  philly is unknownplain
 *  rollin a fattyplain
 *  callin' the copsplain
 *  killin narxplain
 *  narcing on yer parentsplain
 *  Killing yoursplain
 *  so violent!!!plain
 *  i like violence.plain
 *  Guns suck!plain
 *  Violence _IS_ the answer!!!plain
 *  Violets are the answerplain
 *  no guns areplain
 *  the answer to what-death?plain
 *  death sucksplain
 *  that was profound...plain
 *  sure it was...plain
 *  if your a mind readerplain
 *  guns vs no gunsplain
 *  re: guns vs no gunsplain
 *  I'm a mind bleederplain
 *  re: guns vs no gunsplain
 *  re: guns vs no gunsplain
 *  I bleed the minds.plain
 *  i feed off the mindsplain
 *  you must be hungryplain
 *  I am hungry for little....plain
 *  can't survive on nothing...plain
 *  can't survive on anythingplain
 *  Who CAN survive these daysplain
 *  us maybe????plain
 *  Stunnedplain
 *  Shoot BaRNEY IN THE HEADplain
 *  Till PBS is good and deadplain
 *  but Mr. Rogers is there!plain
 *  mr. rogers blows chunksplain
 *  re: Free Associationplain
 *  thread on phred or be dead.plain
 *  nice rhyme...plain
 *  Red Ned's bed led Ted to aplain
 *  shed instead of a sledplain
 *  Hi...I was just bored...plain
 *  So I took a walkplain
 *  ...upon a dimly lit path...plain
 *  where I was suddenly...plain
 *  given a blo jobplain
 *  by a traveling salesman...plain
 *  whose unpublished memoirsplain
 *  told of the future...plain
 *  cut up with a suture...plain
 *  re: cut up with a suture...plain
 *  who decided to shoot yourplain
 *  stiff little monkeyplain
 *  re: stiff little monkeyplain
 *  Hi..Nice to know your worldplain
 *  usersplain
 *  abusersplain
 *  snoozersplain
 *  should be shotplain
 *  could be boughtplain
 *  or maybe notplain
 *  re: Hi..Nice to know your worldplain
 *  some folks don't get itplain
 *  re: some folks don't get itplain
 *  always use a condomplain
 *  don't sweater itplain
 *  don't sweat the small stuffplain
 *  sweathogsplain
 *  re: Hi..Nice to know your worldplain
 *  re:don't sweat small stuffplain
 *  don't stuff sweet meatsplain
 *  meet some sweet stuffplain
 *  hi!plain
 *  are you fail or mefail?plain
 *  don't plan to failplain
 *  sounds from the worldplain
 *  plan to drink lots of beerplain
 *  and kick some fools upplain
 *  How does one ...plain
 *  very carefullyplain
 *  carry verfullyplain
 *  carrying large basketsplain
 *  full of goodies for grandmaplain
 *  so she's fat for the wolfplain
 *  wolf likes beer belliesplain
 *  so he got a kegplain
 *  the beer polkaplain
 *  lasts all nightplain
 *  if you're a lightweightplain
 *  what's a featherweight?plain
 *  how about a paperweight ?plain
 *  weightless paper funplain
 *  fun for the whole familyplain
 *  family fun is incestplain
 *  insest is a spelling mistakplain
 *  incest is a crimeplain
 *  crime deserves punishmentplain
 *  m000.. *banG*plain
 *  criminals do not fo m000plain
 *  is that English???plain
 *  no, greekplain
 *  Its all greek to meplain
 *  think yourself luckyplain
 *  ...like the cereal elfplain
 *  And the surreal melfplain
 *  whatsa melf?plain
 *  Some magician, I think.plain
 *  no sireebob!*smile*plain
 *  Once upon a timeplain
 *  a story endedplain
 *  byeplain
 *  cluelessnessplain
 *  ...yeah, ain't it grand?plain
 *  pianos in heat, or oakplain
 *  pianos on heat???plain
 *  yessiree, stun with a sheetplain
 *  sheet metal boxers are coolplain
 *  if they sit on a stoolplain
 *  please don't drool...plain
 *  or we'll be in a poolplain
 *  o just look at himplain
 *  With snot on his shirtplain
 *  shot in his snirt?plain
 *  snirt in his shotplain
 *  I must not -- very quicklyplain
 *  OHE! BISCHERACCIO! :-)plain
 *  english as a non-language?plain
 *  Nonglish wen as slingagaggeplain
 *  Lost luggage in ireland?!?plain
 *  lost irelands in my luggageplain
 *  luggage is fun to useplain
 *  fun is luggage in useplain
 *  fuse sans gluggageplain
 *  drink gluggage when u lugeplain
 *  drink glue when you lose ..plain
 *  ...win and drink champagne!plain
 *  drink no matter what...plain
 *  mrank sni o tradplain
 *  Drooly Tramps are rankplain
 *  trooly tramps are drankplain
 *  strandol kroan id swegplain
 *  type in english you idiotplain
 *  Phone in sick you're lateplain
 *  fashionably lateplain
 *  lonishif blyakplain
 *  Doesn't she play Blossom?plain
 *  Lay off Blossom!!! *cough*plain
 *  yes master *smile*plain
 *  Drive Faster, Childplain
 *  Cos I'm a <Voodoo Chile>plain
 *  voodoo doodooplain
 *  anyone i know?plain
 *  dummer 'n a bundyplain
 *  bounded to a dummyplain
 *  dummies for saleplain
 *  Stomachs feel paleplain
 *  THe shortest strawplain
 *  the longest cowplain
 *  the stringiest clawplain
 *  The populist uprisingplain
 *  quash it i say. quash itplain
 *  Squash, pumpkin, cucmberplain
 *  re: OHE! BISCHERACCIO! :-)plain
 *  why why???plain
 *  Lazio 4 - 0 Cagliariplain
 *  o 4 20 calamari - friedplain
 *  yuck!plain
 *  Creature From The Clean Lagplain
 *  re: why why???plain
 *  Roberto Baggio : Juventusplain
 *  re: Roberto Baggio : Juventusplain
 *  David Platt : Sampdoriaplain
 *  re: David Platt : Sampdoriaplain
 *  re: David Platt : Sampdoriaplain
 *  re: David Platt : Sampdoriaplain
 *  re: David Platt : Sampdoriaplain
 *  re: David Platt : Sampdoriaplain
 *  Football Italiaplain
 *  Ilftob Laobatplain
 *  football: only Genoaplain
 *  ?plain
 *  ?plain
 *  re: ?plain
 *  Sigmund or Emma?plain
 *  emma or kenneth?plain
 *  sonny or cher?plain
 *  cheech or chong ?plain
 *  Cute guys. Real cute. :)plain
 *  catplain
 *  re: catplain
 *  I thought it was hilariousplain
 *  re: I thought it was hilariousplain
 *  Bam-Bamplain
 *  glad you like it :)plain
 *  As you like it...plain
 *  are you sure about that...?plain
 *  Get a load of that hat!plain
 *  Fear of a black hatplain
 *  another black catplain
 *  Yes, a sad actplain
 *  the cat in the hatplain
 *  time to trim the fatplain
 *  mmmmmmmm, a ratplain
 *  give it to Cat ;)plain
 *  the kat in the hatplain
 *  here kitty kitty...BLAM!plain
 *  everywhere kitty kitty...plain
 *  everywhere an oink oinkplain
 *  di'nt know ducks could oinkplain
 *  then you never met ducky :)plain
 *  That wasn't very luckey ;)plain
 *  That can't have been lovelyplain
 *  nope, they're loveydoveyplain
 *  & a partrige in a pear treeplain
 *  nine lords-a-leapingplain
 *  8 maids a'milking...plain
 *  7 sticks a'stickingplain
 *  9-10-a big fat henplain
 *  11-12-murdered by elves!plain
 *  13-14, umm, well, nevermindplain
 *  groups of order 17->cyclicplain
 *  Cycles of Chaosplain
 *  Cycles of lifeplain
 *  trials of lifeplain
 *  LIFE cereal (tm)plain
 *  Life sux (sometimes >:) )plain
 *  but those other times-WHOA!plain
 *  Call me on the blowerplain
 *  SNOOOOW-blowerplain
 *  Blow smoke!plain
 *  But not in my face sugahplain
 *  Watch that Mugger!plain
 *  Serial Huggerplain
 *  What kind? Fruit loops?plain
 *  ho la hoopsplain
 *  can i have a scoop?plain
 *  Brewer's Droopplain
 *  rope-a-dopeplain
 *  cope-a-snopesplain
 *  snnop-d-doopplain
 *  $50 to win on the 2 horseplain
 *  A Big Bag O' \/\/aReZ!plain
 *  field full of tiger snaresplain
 *  They'll catch you unawaresplain
 *  not your mothers underwearplain
 *  under where???plain
 *  under hereplain
 *  semper ubu sub ubuplain
 *  "always wear underwear" :)plain
 *  a large plaid bearplain
 *  the right to bear arms!plain
 *  The Plight of Small Farmsplain
 *  the right to arm bears !plain
 *  Usage of drugs..plain
 *  re: Foolish with Plugsplain
 *  sheep on drugsplain
 *  Sleep on rugsplain
 *  slugz on drugzplain
 *  salt the slugsplain
 *  crunch the snailsplain
 *  s car goplain
 *  only if it has gas :)plain
 *  who passed that gasplain
 *  came in lastplain
 *  a blast from the pastplain
 *  came up fastplain
 *  Tied to the mastplain
 *  saw a movie like that onceplain
 *  had Madonna in itplain
 *  i thought it was in madonnaplain
 *  awful musicplain
 *  Borderline! Fells like I'mplain
 *  ...goin' to lose my mind...plain
 *  do I have a mind?plain
 *  do i have to mind?plain
 *  do you mind???plain
 *  i feel just fineplain
 *  you're way out of lineplain
 *  care to dine ?plain
 *  put de lime in de coconut..plain
 *  somewhere near a grass hutplain
 *  somewhere near a grass slutplain
 *  re:raccoons on my mindplain
 *  buddy can you spare a dimeplain
 *  do you have the time?plain
 *  "I'm late...I'm late..."plain
 *  fish or cut baitplain
 *  eat live baitplain
 *  overnight rateplain
 *  under the gateplain
 *  checkmateplain
 *  check please... :)plain
 *  reese's pieces...plain
 *  Sneeze Recentlyplain
 *  hehe..a minute ago actuallyplain
 *  a man named dougyplain
 *  Felt a bit fluffyplain
 *  too much fabric softenerplain
 *  i hate the snuggle bearplain
 *  care to share?plain
 *  re: care to share?plain
 *  re: care to share?plain
 *  you have no hairplain
 *  blind dateplain
 *  roller skateplain
 *  sealed my fate...plain
 *  cleaned my plateplain
 *  slapped my dateplain
 *  was she irate?plain
 *  enough with the "ates" :)plain
 *  do I sense hate?plain
 *  nope...fate ;)plain
 *  i'm getting irateplain
 *  so where's the mate? :)plain
 *  got a date?plain
 *  bad personality traitplain
 *  too smegging lateplain
 *  fish or cut baitplain
 *  hearts palpitateplain
 *  masturbate..i mean..uhh..iplain
 *  evr do a one-some?plain
 *  are you lonesome tonightplain
 *  got no dateplain
 *  do ya wanna fightplain
 *  out of sightplain
 *  out of mindplain
 *  aren't we all??? ;)plain
 *  Destined for a fall..?plain
 *  watch out I'll biteplain
 *  mmmmmmm ... pork chopsplain
 *  roast beef...mmmmmmmplain
 *  Fat cops?plain
 *  on a reef...plain
 *  reefer?plain
 *  beefaloplain
 *  foot fearplain
 *  root beerplain
 *  beer nutsplain
 *  mmmmmm ... beerplain
 *  beer ... giver of lifeplain
 *  refer?plain
 *  curry, curry, curry, curryplain
 *  larry moe and curlyplain
 *  Dirty boy up earlyplain
 *  thought they slept in lateplain
 *  we all learn to hateplain
 *  that's a grisly fateplain
 *  late for a dateplain
 *  a date with a plateplain
 *  dish ran away with a spoonplain
 *  rhythm and bluesplain
 *  tap dancing shoesplain
 *  "Taps" toot toot toooooot..plain
 *  Watch out for the bargeplain
 *  watch a mad bull chargeplain
 *  Flat top badge largeplain
 *  big blue hair margeplain
 *  little pink bare chargeplain
 *  My worst nightmareplain
 *  my first fight thereplain
 *  Talk about a wild mareplain
 *  wild boresicleplain
 *  ride a tricycleplain
 *  buy a bicycleplain
 *  eat a creamsicleplain
 *  cream of wheatplain
 *  cream in your pantsplain
 *  watch out for antsplain
 *  watch out for uncles :)plain
 *  Uncle Buckplain
 *  bit the dust :(plain
 *  dust in the wind...plain
 *  Blowin' in the wind...plain
 *  Gone With the Windplain
 *  father i have sinnedplain
 *  buried neck deep in curryplain
 *  pass the chili powderplain
 *  for the clam chowder...plain
 *  Gold Bond powderplain
 *  Baby powderplain
 *  Glad I found herplain
 *  Glad I found him tooplain
 *  beware the ides of marchplain
 *  beware the tides of Marchplain
 *  the March of tidesplain
 *  the Prince of tidesplain
 *  the score is tiedplain
 *  i hurt my sideplain
 *  i think you liedplain
 *  I almost Diedplain
 *  I might have criedplain
 *  baked or fried?plain
 *  I finally died...plain
 *  Fom a hurt pride?plain
 *  three blind miceplain
 *  were there niceplain
 *  throw the diceplain
 *  small green liceplain
 *  hey, you played twiceplain
 *  with oodles of poodlesplain
 *  What clam chowder?plain
 *  my brain is friedplain
 *  Nj cried *sob*plain
 *  Joe joined the Mobplain
 *  narfplain
 *  just don't barf, sugahplain
 *  dogs go arf, woogaplain
 *  here an arf there an arfplain
 *  Old Macdonald had a farm...plain
 *  Monkey donald had no charm?plain
 *  He really means no harmplain
 *  he couldn't hit a barnplain
 *  not even the broad side?plain
 *  Ricky!Ricky!There'sPirates!plain
 *  Those are sea pirates!plain
 *  Nope. Sea Anenomes.plain
 *  Sea enemies?plain
 *  Sea aanemonenoenies....plain
 *  see what????plain
 *  see that...plain
 *  See Spot. See Spot run.plain
 *  out damn spot....plain
 *  Shout(tm) it outplain
 *  use new blanc-oplain
 *  matic cleans just likeplain
 *  static clings just likeplain
 *  frostin' on a cake...plain
 *  Man! He bought the farm!plain
 *  oh no not back to that barnplain
 *  better than a wood shedplain
 *  shed shed shed shedplain
 *  drop dead fred fredplain
 *  amazing how much you missplain
 *  Oh, Geez Goddarn!plain
 *  what? you gotta take a pissplain
 *  wonderithefroggotkissedplain
 *  wonderwhoI'mgonnamissplain
 *  run or you'll miss theTrainplain
 *  I'd like to train that missplain
 *  to make it kiss?plain
 *  that's right sugah :)plain
 *  gluctose fructose :)plain
 *  highly sweetened cerealplain
 *  highly sweating Ciceroplain
 *  That .. I would like to seeplain
 *  Yes he did! The frog is me!plain
 *  kisses the frog.lookaprinceplain
 *  kisses the princeplain
 *  watch him wince...plain
 *  haven't seen him sinceplain
 *  wonder where he went...plain
 *  he went that-a-way !plain
 *  follow that carplain
 *  we're on a mission from godplain
 *  to spead the good newsplain
 *  dingdongthewitchisdeadplain
 *  i want two piecesplain
 *  of dry white toastplain
 *  and 4 whole fried chickensplain
 *  with or without the yellow?plain
 *  KissesSparky lookaprincessplain
 *  neverthoughtshewasaprincessplain
 *  xmas stolen by the grinchesplain
 *  butonlytogetoutof pinchesplain
 *  how now brown cowplain
 *  ah.. ya silly moo :)plain
 *  and silly too.....plain
 *  and Willy Shoe.....plain
 *  and the right shoe...plain
 *  AndtheOldWomanlivinginitplain
 *  with all her childrenplain
 *  and a big dog named booplain
 *  I think I'll drink two.plain
 *  *smile* knew ya wouldplain
 *  wish you couldplain
 *  but I can....plain
 *  Can you now? Hmmmmmplain
 *  well maybe not right now...plain
 *  i have a headacheplain
 *  You have a broken rake?plain
 *  killed a man named jakeplain
 *  jake and the fat man...plain
 *  had a woody like a snake!plain
 *  Snakes on the makeplain
 *  kinky.....plain
 *  Inky, Binky, Clyde, and Sueplain
 *  And Pac Man toooo.....plain
 *  And his friend Biffplain
 *  i'm freeplain
 *  withadeallikethatI'lltakeitplain
 *  Cosmos is an ass.plain
 *  He really has no class.plain
 *  Always.plain
 *  why didn't it work?plain
 *  its sometimes a jerkplain
 *  tab has sass ...plain
 *  ooh you're gonna love itplain
 *  But Coke is the real thingplain
 *  Pepsi: choice of a new geneplain
 *  yes virginia,plain
 *  there is a satan clawsplain
 *  And her name is Mew :)plain
 *  Dt. Mew?plain
 *  Mt. Dewplain
 *  up fer 1001 nights :)plain
 *  in arabia?plain
 *  Banana cream snake?plain
 *  sssssssssssplain
 *  mmmmmmmmmmmplain
 *  she's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!plain
 *  mmmmmmoooooooo!plain
 *  Booooooooo!plain
 *  who?plain
 *  Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You?plain
 *  how now brown cow?plain
 *  How brown Now Cow?plain
 *  Oh! The places you'll go!plain
 *  its starting to snowplain
 *  Ho! Ho! HO!plain
 *  caverns below-ow-ow-owplain
 *  so nice to seeplain
 *  who's back? *smile*plain
 *  who's front?plain
 *  full frontalplain
 *  cold frontplain
 *  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzplain
 *  old runt?plain
 *  with runt val'runt and ritaplain
 *  jean val'jeanplain
 *  030373plain
 *  115%plain
 *  extra 5% free!plain
 *  numbers are evilplain
 *  3.141592653...plain
 *  that really takes the cakeplain
 *  thanks Betty Crocker :)plain
 *  Nobodydoes itlike SarahLEeplain
 *  slipped and fellintoapita?plain
 *  hmm... does what?plain
 *  does it matter?plain
 *  does it ever?plain
 *  Never ever everplain
 *  never say neverplain
 *  Never Neverland.....plain
 *  Alice in Wonderlandplain
 *  Chesire Catplain
 *  the walrus & the carpenterplain
 *  Umm yes my cabnits need fixplain
 *  you need a fix?plain
 *  you have fleas and ticks?plain
 *  Ijust got fatter!plain
 *  Is a walking gland?plain
 *  re: never say neverplain
 *  hahahaha oooopsplain
 *  such an intellectual ;)plain
 *  yes, you're ineffectualplain
 *  yes, you're effluentialplain
 *  but are you existential?plain
 *  or is that confidential? :)plain
 *  ooohhh....secrets *grin*plain
 *  secrets, what secretsplain
 *  wouldn't you like to knowplain
 *  ve haf vayz of making you tplain
 *  hehe...oh really.....?plain
 *  you would be surprised !plain
 *  indeed, he surmised.plain
 *  Proceed, he advised.plain
 *  he's not a spy. he's bobplain
 *  what about bob?plain
 *  bob's ur uncleplain
 *  Bob's my antplain
 *  stupid sycophantplain
 *  pink elephantsplain
 *  blowing bubblesplain
 *  I'm forever blowing bubblesplain
 *  tiny bubblesplain
 *  fireburnandcauldronbubbleplain
 *  yesyoutastelikebarneyrubbleplain
 *  We are Flintstone Kidsplain
 *  tenmillionstrongandgrowingplain
 *  and going...and going...plain
 *  kill da wabbit..plain
 *  duck seasonplain
 *  seasoned lambplain
 *  anyone for Spamplain
 *  Deviled Ham?plain
 *  candied yamsplain
 *  sugar shockplain
 *  bzzzzzzztttttttt!plain
 *  Mr. Bumble Bee is Humbleplain
 *  grumble grumble grumbleplain
 *  whine whine whineplain
 *  moan moan moanplain
 *  bitch bitch bitchplain
 *  where's mitch?plain
 *  he's dead.plain
 *  drop dead fred -yeah!plain
 *  Fred Flintstone ?plain
 *  Pebbles?plain
 *  BamBam!plain
 *  Yes Ma'amplain
 *  Yes Sir!plain
 *  *saluts and clicks herheelsplain
 *  put on your ruby slippersplain
 *  there's no place like home.plain
 *  somewhere over the rainbowplain
 *  it's a twista!!! auntie em!plain
 *  we are the lollipop kids :)plain
 *  the lulliby league?plain
 *  lullaby and goodnightplain
 *  goodnight sweetheart.....plain
 *  goodnight my love....plain
 *  goodnight my angel...plain
 *  O:) <-- Me :)plain
 *  O:*{. sleep depravation.plain
 *  sheep deprivation?plain
 *  you???? an angel? hah!plain
 *  where angels fear to treadplain
 *  you mean Jersey City?plain
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 *  ahh runaway runawayplain
 *  here doggie doggieplain
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 *  smell spot! smell spot fartplain
 *  out damn Spotplain
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 *  King Lear - 2 earsplain
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 *  eye eye yiii yiiiiiiiplain
 *  hello to you too :)plain
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 *  tissue???plain
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 *  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!plain
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 *  Court TVplain
 *  Only the lonely court TV :)plain
 *  starring John Candyplain
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 *  RastaManplain
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 *  elvis has hives?plain
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 *  Velvet Touchplain
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 *  C'est moi!plain
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 *  hi ho Silverplain
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 *  SAMPO SAMPO SAMPOplain
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 *  remember my voices?plain
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 *  re: look at meplain
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 *  It's a Myth!!!!plain
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 *  I had to walk Sueplain
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 *  batt menendez?plain
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 *  i mean herderer ;)plain
 *  heard her what?plain
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 *  i'm the dahli llama?plain
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 *  WTF???????plain
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 *  look ma, im eatin my oatmeaplain
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 *  where's the beef??plain
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 *  :-)plain
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 *  t00dleSplain
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 *  who??plain
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 *  cat soup w/ parakeetplain
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 *  Canary Negative, Creep!plain
 *  canaries in the estuariesplain
 *  Who cares!plain
 *  Oh Boy!!! *smack*plain
 *  Ah! Cat food!plain
 *  rat food?plain
 *  bat-food!plain
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 *  gnat flakesplain
 *  bag pipesplain
 *  Crack pipeplain
 *  broken pipeplain
 *  baby wipeplain
 *  poopie diaperplain
 *  angry sniperplain
 *  tall towerplain
 *  A bunch of flower?plain
 *  flower powerplain
 *  make love, not warplain
 *  turn on, tune in, drop outplain
 *  Ok Sodaplain
 *  Pain is Bolder.plain
 *  Umm, Umm, Good!!plain
 *  Crack Pot!!!plain
 *  hashishplain
 *  the munchies!!plain
 *  the munsters?plain
 *  see Spot breathe fire!plain
 *  out damned spotplain
 *  see Spot run..plain
 *  Dick and Janeplain
 *  see Dick run...plain
 *  Fred and Barneyplain
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 *  Martin and Lewisplain
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 *  sacagawea (sp?)plain
 *  whateverplain
 *  Bonnie and Clydeplain
 *  big guys with gunsplain
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 *  bart and jazzyplain
 *  the gun fires... it hits...plain
 *  and the crowd goes wild!!plain
 *  For the fresh roasted tasteplain
 *  of new Folger's Crystals!plain
 *  no! Dilithium crystals...plain
 *  lithium batteries...plain
 *  Still going.........plain
 *  Bam! Bam! Bam!plain
 *  pebbles!plain
 *  Hmmm? Does he have the Clapplain
 *  Fallen into a deathtrapplain
 *  such language!!plain
 *  *smirk*plain
 *  Yeah! I got a bad rap!!plain
 *  so come sit in my lap!plain
 *  don't give me any crap!plain
 *  the shit hit the fanplain
 *  clean it up!plain
 *  lick it up! (ewwww!)plain
 *  with New ! Comet !plain
 *  Just tell me wheretogo!plain
 *  New Vomit? (Ewww!)plain
 *  Run from LaPew(Pepe,thatis)plain
 *  Aint beeninapewin yrs.plain
 *  I bring all your fears.plain
 *  I don't want no beers!plain
 *  miller lite ice is goodplain
 *  good is light miller'splain
 *  yes, i amplain
 *  Sam, I amplain
 *  Too bad I can't drink itplain
 *  Too evil to think itplain
 *  it's evil to drink a shrinkplain
 *  shrunken heads are coolplain
 *  Receiving head is cool tooplain
 *  smashing heads is coolplain
 *  Smashin Pumpkins is coolplain
 *  Tool is the band that rulesplain
 *  your tool is in your hand?plain
 *  primate!plain
 *  Walk the plank!!!plain
 *  Please blindfold me...plain
 *  re: *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*plain
 *  re: *Smack* *Thump* *Thud*plain
 *  too evil and stinky?plain
 *  SUre is!!! :-)plain
 *  don't sweat it!! *hug*plain
 *  I am sweating bullets!plain
 *  a bullet in the headplain
 *  i am the voice inside yourplain
 *  i am the lover in your bedplain
 *  Hmmm? Must hurt.plain
 *  and i control you!plain
 *  The animals control all!plain
 *  theanimalsareoutofcontrolplain
 *  the birds!plain
 *  and the bees!plain
 *  mitchsaidwecanpetthemplain
 *  Don't pet the bees.plain
 *  they might sting youplain
 *  and then they'd bee deadplain
 *  *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*plain
 *  carefulmitchesbeesbite!plain
 *  ouch! that hurt!plain
 *  re: don't sweat it!! *hug*plain
 *  heheheheheheheheheheheheheplain
 *  re: don't sweat it!! *hug*plain
 *  ibetyourmakeingduckymad:)plain
 *  geeIwonder,askmeificareplain
 *  All must die everywhere.plain
 *  do you believe in jesus?plain
 *  Wanna meet him ?plain
 *  wanna beat him?plain
 *  oh, i do! mememememememe!!!plain
 *  You gotta beat me too him!!plain
 *  Yipee!! Let's get started!plain
 *  The Devil shouldn't be cardplain
 *  the devil is over 21plain
 *  unlike you m'dear :)plain
 *  i like you m'dear :)plain
 *  mmmmmmmm, deerplain
 *  shhhhh. i'm hunting deerplain
 *  be vewwy vewwy quietplain
 *  You Scwewy Wabbitplain
 *  who's screwing Wabbit's ?plain
 *  Pink metal jackets?plain
 *  Full metal jacketplain
 *  Huh?? WTF????plain
 *  You got that right sonny!plain
 *  sniggerplain
 *  pull the triggerplain
 *  Ok! *Bang*plain
 *  AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH !plain
 *  Gang bang ?plain
 *  group hugplain
 *  FFAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!plain
 *  Where? Let's go!plain
 *  Evil in the snowplain
 *  eat no yellow snowplain
 *  Evil? Really? soundslikefunplain
 *  evil is a nun???plain
 *  Transexual Ex-Nazi Nunsplain
 *  the flying nunplain
 *  theylikeme,theyreallyreallyplain
 *  piss in the snow?plain
 *  :-) Yup she sure is!plain
 *  (raises an eyebrow)plain
 *  Damn It Jim...plain
 *  Tell'em Jim! Tell'em Jim!plain
 *  bite into a slim jimplain
 *  a slime jim?? Yuck!plain
 *  what the fuck...plain
 *  fuck the what?plain
 *  Upchuck your guts!plain
 *  digestional sluice gateplain
 *  fuck the what??plain
 *  fuck a duck!plain
 *  out of luckplain
 *  The story of my lifeplain
 *  go get yourself a wife!plain
 *  Kill All The Humans.plain
 *  *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*plain
 *  *kerflop*plain
 *  ooo...ooo...ooo, thats gottplain
 *  Mein Gott, he knows!plain
 *  Bite the hand...plain
 *  Lick the foot...plain
 *  Suck the cock...plain
 *  bite it off...plain
 *  bite the chicken?plain
 *  like, bite me and stuff!plain
 *  your not my type!!plain
 *  Blood Typeplain
 *  Blood Liteplain
 *  star light star brightplain
 *  Jupiterplain
 *  The Age of Aquariusplain
 *  Age of Consentplain
 *  age of consent should be 14plain
 *  15 gets ya 20plain
 *  JAILBAIT !plain
 *  watergate?plain
 *  floodgates and damsplain
 *  afternoons and coffeespoonsplain
 *  coffee, tea or milk?plain
 *  i only wishplain
 *  back on the netplain
 *  I bet you're wet!plain
 *  Only bart knows for sure!plain
 *  only bart blows for sureplain
 *  you wan' cream with that?plain
 *  1 lump or 2??plain
 *  i wet my bedplain
 *  So kill instead.plain
 *  my name is phredplain
 *  long live phred !plain
 *  phred is dead...?plain
 *  in two weeksplain
 *  read /i rothplain
 *  read /i wolfpupplain
 *  re: go get yourself a wife!plain
 *  re: Suck the cock...plain
 *  The Revolting Cocksplain
 *  The Carolina Gamecocks!plain
 *  Not mine! It's cute!plain
 *  so who gives a hoot!plain
 *  What? You want some toot?plain
 *  cute, NJDEVIL, cuteplain
 *  :-)plain
 *  :-0plain
 *  :=8)plain
 *  *;>*plain
 *  :{)plain
 *  Enuff wit da faces!plain
 *  Pain will leave it's tracesplain
 *  yabbs is dead!plain
 *  long live yabbs!plain
 *  wish to be trooplain
 *  *************plain
 *  !!!!!!!!!!plain
 *  $$$$$$$$$$plain
 *  -$$$$$$$$$$$$ :(plain
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 *  Urban Angst and Ghetto Crimplain
 *  ghetto angst and urban crimplain
 *  buddy, can you spare a dimeplain
 *  only if you can rhymeplain
 *  sublimeplain
 *  keanu reevesplain
 *  idiotmoronimbecilestupidplain
 *  anyone got the time?plain
 *  Time for what ?plain
 *  time to get ill! ahh 80'splain
 *  ahh, indeed..plain
 *  I prefer the '70s myself!plain
 *  80s music was betterplain
 *  Gargling with Acid is too..plain
 *  disco sucksplain
 *  disco disco duck!plain
 *  DISCO INFERNO!!!plain
 *  Towering Infernoplain
 *  Dante's Infernoplain
 *  Saturday Night Feverplain
 *  Sunday night malariaplain
 *  Monday morning VD!plain
 *  Friday Afternoon Snipingplain
 *  Saturday Night Hypingplain
 *  saturday morning hangoverplain
 *  from Friday's night bingeplain
 *  Oooo! Bad memories!plain
 *  you can like... remember?plain
 *  Alzheimers Strikes Againplain
 *  can you even count to 10?plain
 *  Err...Whenthealzheimersplain
 *  *GROUP HUG*plain

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