From: Skywise@yabbs
To: cosmos@yabbs
Subject: re: crack etc.
Date: Mon Aug  1 13:40:35 1994
URGENT FROM PISS-S-US
Re:Inventory management

While we are making no accusations, we are hereby informing you that we 
are missing one barrel of Donkey Piss.  We have made all efforts to 
account for said missing piss to no avail.  It is your legal right to be 
informed of a pending investigation regarding this case.
     
                            yours,
                            I. P. Freely
                            Security