From: GPF@yabbs
To: all@yabbs
Subject: this is just too much!
Date: Sun Aug 14 02:29:45 1994
i received the following mail from page today, who has been using the smtp
port to send me irritating mail, and is apparently also under the delusion
that he is a hacker, i found this message to be so amusing that i thought 
i'd post it for the rest of you to get a good laugh at :)

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Date: Sun, 14 Aug 94 00:12 EDT
Subject: I am gonna crash yer system d00d
 
You think you are hot shit GPF???  Well times a coming to you pal.
I am the best haqer alive and you and your shitty hordes cannot stop me!
 
Beware, I will hack your system and rm -RF * the whole damn drive lamer!
 
A real hacker on yabbs
 
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and no, i suppose he isn't aware that unix is case sensitive, oh well...