From: brael@yabbs
To: Optimus@yabbs
Subject: I wanna b a ubercrackerjack
Date: Fri Aug 19 06:39:02 1994
 
If u wanna be reel c00l.. this is what ya need to do buddy..
 
1) realize that all that matters in life is getting wares without 
uploading or making any sacrifice on your part.
2) realize that in order to reach this goal you need to become a 
computer terrorist capable of ph1lthy threats.
3) find the number of a fatty wAreZ BBS run by some local junior high
gimpstress.
 
4) call the CSSC (thats AT&T Customer Sales and Service Center)
which is @ 1-8oo-222-o3oo 
 
5) say, "Hello there, this is John Draper here at SouthWestern 
administrative offices and my supervisor seems to be having a bit of 
trouble with RCAM this morning and we are looking to check the status 
on an account..,now where did i put that, oh yes here it is, could u
do us a big favor and look up an account for us?"
 
after he/sh3 says yes push mute on your phone and yell "SucKahGEtsMILKED!"
 
7) release mute, regain your composure, and tell them the number to the 
bbs
 
8) after they tell you that it's a live account ask for the address. and 
if need be ask them to read off recent toll charges on the line.
 
9)call up WaRez b Us BBS and in the new user form state that ur a member 
MoD/LoD/MoB/DoD and u need wares now.. be sure to post the sysops address
and post all the info you got on the individual after calling the numbers
you recieved after aquiring the recent toll charges. say its simple..
i want sysop access and total control and domination. if i dont get what
i want then i'll kill ur pets. im not going to upload anything, you were 
put on this earth to serve me you lowly little simon and garfunkel fan u.
accept this state of domination and thrive in it child....
 
 
this is the ubercracker's 1st step to taking over the universe..
brael@crl.com
 
 
p.s.    
WHEN IN FUCKING HELL IS ANYONE HERE GOING TO STOP THE GRAMMAR BITCHING
AND POST SOMETHING USEFUL!!.. the mindless banter has to go....