From: pixy@yabbs
To: all@yabbs
Subject: <no title>
Date: Fri Apr 29 15:58:15 1994
here's a little ditty by e.e. cummings--one of my personal favorites,
chuckle, chuckle:) tell me what you think.

the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool 
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool

to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows 
and adding ands(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not 
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rule

to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows 
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows


*NOTE* i have not mispelled anything in the above poem--i checked--if
anything is not spelled correctly, it was the authors intention.
enjoy, 
pixy