From: Lestat!@yabbs
To: all@yabbs
Subject: thoughts of a mad student
Date: Fri Aug  5 13:00:36 1994
og god, is it morning yet, damn, what have I been working on for the last 
couple of hours? a paper? an essay? or have I been reading? studying? 
damn...I better down some Vivarin soon...the box is empty? oh yeah, I ate 
um up last nigh wooo, am I blacking out? my god, it's still dark 
out...morning yet? where the hell am I? I wonder if I'll die, would I get 
a BS in phsyc? why has no one realized that bs stands for Bullshit? help 
me mommy, I wanna sleep....goddamn, what am I gonna eat? here's some 
macaroni from last night...or was that this night? wahtever...god, I have 
to shit sooo bad...who used up all the toilet paper? what am I supposed to 
wipe my ass with, for godsakes?I don't to walk around with a dirty ass! I 
need some sleep, I'll catch up tomorrow night. AAAHHHH! light! it's 
morning, and I haven't even done whatever I was supposed to have done! 
shit, gotta get dressed....ALL my clothes are dirty?! god, why doesn't 
someone clean them? oh, who the fuck cares, as long as they protect me 
from the harsh wind...god, I feel sorrounded with grease..pick up my books 
out the door...
oh shit! here comes that asshole, Jeremy!
"hi there jeremy."
(dumbass piece of shit)
go out for coffee? why, sure, I'd love to!
(deserves to die, the dickhead)