From: pixy@yabbs
To: all@yabbs
Subject: <no title>
Date: Mon Aug  1 02:28:41 1994
I sure hope Pat robertson is somewhere on this bbs, because this post is
more or less addressed to the asshole. So here it goes Pat, and I want you
to know that I'm stoned as I'm writing this you bible thumpin' sack o'
shit. 

For the past few weeks the entire metro Atlanta area has suffered a
continuing onslaught of ad hoc efforts to help out, and even exploit, all
the people in southern Georgia who've become flood victims this month. 

Now, of course I sympathize with their plight. I've even considered
helping them. But I still have to see some humour in the situation. 

You see, anyone familiar with some of your more flighty christians--the
ones who don't laugh or get mad while watching the 700 Club--have some
strange ideas about natural disasters. If you watch the 700 Club--I watch
it every monday so that I'll be angry for the rest of the week--you know
that Pat loves to pick on poor old California every time they have a
natural disaster. He called their last earthquake and forest fire
punishment from God for all the sin that goes on out there.

Let me clarify "sin" for those of you who don't watch the 700 Club. Sin is
homosexuality; abortion; being black, hispanic, or oriental; murder--unles
the government does it; or beign a socialist. California is ripe with all
these fine hobbies, thus Pat believes that God is trying to shake some
sense into them--he either doesn't believe in or understand basic plate
tectonics. 

So now I must choke back a chuckle over the flooding in South Georgia.
Maybe God feels that all those backwards religious nuts that pimple the
face of the south need good whipping. Makes me almost want to say, "Go
God!" So far, Pat hasn't seen it the same way, yet. 
pixy

P.S. don't take this post too terribly serriously